Think YOU have trouble with online dating?  Try being a Chinese soldier.  According to The Guardian, military personnel in China have to stick to dating the “old fashioned” way:

China‘s military officers have added matchmaking to their duties, after the government banned troops from online dating over fears that lonely hearts might let sensitive information slip, state media said today.

Commanders of the 2.3 million-strong People’s Liberation Army (PLA) are studying how to help single service members find love, the official China Daily said in a report on new rules governing what troops can and can’t do online.

Blogs are out, along with internet dating, online job hunts and even making friends in the virtual world under the internal affairs regulation, which came into effect on 15 June, the report said, citing a military newspaper.

“People with ulterior motives may make use of the soldiers’ personal information and pose a threat to the safety of the army,” Yang Jigui, an officer in Tibet, told the PLA Daily.

His team in the town of Shigatse is seeking matchmaking help from local government offices and the Communist party’s women’s federation, the report said.

The China Daily said an internet search had turned up personal sites with information about single soldiers and articles containing sensitive military information.”

Poor suckers.

 

Will the Internet ever run out of awesome?  No.  Exhibit A  from Gizmodo

“This is the Cup Size Choir, seven angels in lingerie singing seven notes at your command. They lie down, breathing sensually, waiting for you, ready to play Deck the Halls or whatever Christmas carol you want.

At the end of the exquisitely filmed short you will be able to play the Cup Size Choir yourself, using the ASDFGHJ keys—which, coincidentally, is exactly the noise I made when I discovered this site, made by Italian lingerie company La Senza. You can even record your performance and send it to your mom.”

quit wasting time and go play now.

http://www.cupsizechoir.com/

 

Good God in Heaven.

“The Japanese resort town of Atami is so desperate for customers that it’s launched a new promotion aimed at providing the perfect romantic getaway for real-life men—and their video game girlfriends. More than 1,500 men have taken the bait, flying to Atami to recreate the ultimate date on the Love Plus+ game for the Nintendo DS, the Wall Street Journal reports.”

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