“Well, internet surfers, it’s finally happened- the good people at Chinese University have created a robotic hand that will afford you the sense of touch as you surf. Sensors placed on your arm will imitate your hand movements and the strength of your touch for the party on the other end who will also be sporting one. The inventors say users will now be able to “touch” distant relatives, social media dorks will be able to shake hands and flash each other peace signs (yay!), and physical therapists may soon have the ability to assess the strength and range of movement of their patients from afar.”
Childhood dreams DO come true!
“Of course, we know what it will really be used for, don’t we? That’s right- porn! No longer will you be encumbered by having to pleasure yourself. No, now someone else can do it for you through the wonder of technology! We here at the Dark Side think that two strangers armed with robotic hands can take Chatroulette to a whole new level of anonymous, lewd entertainment.”
I’ll have to be honest and admit that I had not personally tested the We Vibe II when I did my original post because there had been a glaring oversight and I had not received a product sample, but that has been remedied and I have added my own comments (in bold) and some new video.
First off, I am going to guess that when you see the We Vibe II you’ll have the same reaction that I did, which was…”Whuh?!” Yes, I was confused too, so I looked for some reviews, one of which was very thorough, so I’ll give you a sneak peak:
“While the We-Vibe may not be totally unique in its design, it is unique in its use. It’s multipurpose, multi-stimulation gives women different options in one very discreet looking and quiet toy. It can be used for masturbation by itself or with your favorite dildo providing internal and external vibrations. It’s a great toy for intercourse because it’s hands free! Just lube it up, turn it on, send it in, position it and you’re all set. Men shouldn’t find it intrusive but quite pleasurable providing additional stimulating vibrations. Both your hands are still totally free to roam around and do all the naughty things they were meant to do. [AGREED!] It’s a great 1st vibe for couples because it’s a toy you only need to interact with in the beginning, to set it, and at the end to remove it. Neither partner should get distracted from each other to interact with the toy. The vibrations on high were surprisingly strong and the low setting is a great warmer upper. [My better half thought the vibrations could have been stronger, but certainly good enough to make it fun, and not as intense or intimidating for women who aren't quite ready much more powerful toys which can be too much for a lot of people]. It’s a rechargeable toy so you don’t have to worry about replacing batteries. Keeping it plugged in will ensure that your We-Vibe is always ready for you to use. Its discreet plastic case allows you to keep it right out in the open on your nightstand without anyone being the wiser and allows for discreet travel too. At the time of writing, the We-Vibe II sells for about $130(USD). With the quality materials put into it, a clever and discreet design, along with a variety of uses, I feel this vibe is well worth it. As long as you care for it properly, you should get some mileage out of it.” Read the full review…
And of course we have a demonstration from a young lady I have totally never seen before (SFW…mostly):
So, overall, we seem to have a winning combination that will make both partners happy and what’s even better is that, according to the creator’s website:
“We have designed a product that is intended to last for years. The We-Vibe is 100% medical grade silicone and uses a rechargeable battery that we encourage you to recycle at the end of it’s life cycle. Please think green and send your product to an approved waste electronics recycling/disposal site to help protect the environment.”
These guys sexy or what? But hey, you can have your naughty fun and save the planet at the same time. Everybody wins!
