Women in Hong Kong generally one have one main complaint about men in Hong Kong…douchebaggery.  It is number one by a mile, followed almost universally by some variation of “wussified”.  Now, there are number of things that lead women to feel this way, but one of the most obvious is this:

Things men do wrong #456: The Popped Collar

No, I didn't get my ass kicked a lot in high school. Why do you ask?

Things men do wrong #456: The Popped Collar

How about lunch at Dressed Salads?

Now, besides tha fact that these guys are posing like Take That rejects, the last time even a non-douchebag could wear a popped collar and not get laughed out of the room in the U.S., I had a flat top and House Party 2 was just a glimmer in Kid’s eye.  Except in the Mid-Atlantic States.  This is totally acceptable for people that play Lacrosse or soccer at UVA, Duke, and other DBag-heavy schools.
How this phenomenon has continued to exist is beyond me,  but this a city where a LOT of Murses are sold, so, yeah. But who can we blame historically for this idiocy?  Let’s check in with Man Vs. Clown:

“It looks like we have tennis player René LaCoste, the guy behind all those shirts with the little crocodiles, to blame. The Wikipedia article on the subject — and once again, I’m astonished that there’s a Wikipedia article on the subject — says this:

‘With the advent of the tennis shirt, however, the upturned collar took on a whole new purpose. In 1929, René Lacoste, the French 7-time Grand Slam champion, decided that the stiff dress shirts and ties usually worn by tennis players were too cumbersome and uncomfortable for the tennis court. Instead, he designed a loosely-knit pique cotton shirt with an un-starched, flat protruding collar and a longer shirt-tail in back than in front. This came to be known as the tennis shirt. Lacoste’s design called for a thick pique collar that one would wear turned up in order to block the Sun from one’s neck. Thus, the tennis shirt’s upturned collar was originally designed by the inventor of the tennis shirt, himself, for ease and comfort on the tennis court, aiding the player by helping to prevent sunburn and hyperthermia.

 Gradually, as tennis shirts became more popular and were produced more widely, their use transcended tennis and was adopted for golf, polo, other sports, and everyday life. As the tennis shirt entered the popular culture, wearers were less apt to turn up their collar to block the Sun if not wearing the shirt during sport or outdoor activity. Thus, most people began to wear a tennis shirt without the collar turned up, or turning them up only when involved in sport.’”

Damn you!  On the other hand, retards in popped collars make the rest of us look relatively good, so keep it up guys! There is only one guy who can rock a popped collar and that’s because he makes breakfast delicisouly chocolatey:
Things men do wrong #456: The Popped Collar

Count Chocula

Oh, and if you’d like to buy one of those fine shirts above, or just laugh at models, go check out the Super Dry shop HERE.
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